FAQ
Not from us. The envelope carries no branding and no return name. The only way your identity travels is if you put it in the note yourself.
A plain oversized envelope. The banana is sealed in a barrier pouch inside it, so the surprise is entirely the recipient's and not the mail carrier's.
Under-rotted, over-rotted, or ruptured, email us with your order number and we will send a replacement. Rot is a process, not a guarantee.
Every note is screened before a label is printed. We do not send threats, slurs, sexual harassment, or anything that reads as intimidation rather than a joke. We do not ship to schools, hospitals, courthouses, or government buildings. Orders we decline are not refunded.
Anonymous to the recipient, not to us. We keep order records, and we will hand them over if we are legally required to. This is a prank service, not a shield.
United States only for now. Orders ship within two business days. You get tracking. The recipient gets nothing.