banana spam
We put a real, rotting banana in an envelope and mail it to whoever you want. No branding on the envelope, no return name, no explanation. They open their mail and there is a banana in it.
Send a banana
What we send
Yes. An actual banana. In the actual mail.
This is not a card with a banana on it. Not a keychain, not a candle, not a novelty gift box. It is one piece of fruit, in an envelope, addressed to a person, carried by the United States Postal Service, and it is not in good condition when it arrives.
Specimens
Choose your level of rot
Bruised
Freckled, yielding to the thumb, still structurally a banana. For recipients you intend to see again.
Overripe
Predominantly brown, aromatic on opening, holds its shape under normal handling. The house recommendation.
Downright disgusting
Black, collapsed, sealed in a barrier pouch because it has to be. Ships in a rigid mailer. Arrives as a decision you made.
How it works
Three steps, one banana
Write it, or don't
Add a note at checkout, or send nothing at all. The banana is the message. Everything else is commentary.
Sealed and mailed
The banana is sealed in a barrier pouch and placed inside a plain oversized envelope. No branding, no return name. It goes out with regular mail.
You wait
We send you tracking. You will know the moment it arrives. They will not know it was coming.
What people said
Reviews
"If you're on the fence about sending someone a rotten banana, do it. I sent one to my best friend and we laughed about it for days."
Verified customer
"Sending a rotten banana might be the best idea humanity has ever come up with. You guys are heroes."
Verified customer
"Who knew a squishy brown banana could bring so much joy? My brother hasn't stopped laughing."
Verified customer
"The sheer absurdity of it makes this my new go-to gift."
Verified customer